Wayne

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Wayne, also known as Big Books, is a friend of DJ D that lives in Raleigh. As his nickname suggests, Wayne never travels anywhere without a book close at hand. He prefers fantasy novels that are at least 2 to 3.5 inches thick. Anything skinnier is dismissed outright, as it is clearly inferior.

Wayne is known to easily get absorbed in the books he reads, so much so that he sometimes fails to pay attention to what is going on around him. It has been reported that DJ D once ashed an entire cigarette on Wayne's back while he was hunched over, reading. Local businesswoman Beotrix Stedfree recalled, "It was rush hour in downtown Raleigh. This guy just walks into the middle of the street reading a book. Without a care in the world! Cars flying by right and left, swerving to avoid him! Can you believe that?" Sources claim that it would take a distraction on the scale of a small atomic explosion to get Wayne's attention while he is reading.

Wayne also reluctantly allowed DJ D's dog to hump his arm for well over an hour one evening, much to the amusement of the Raleigh Crew.

He is mentioned by DJ D in the songs That Fight and ??? (Need to find).